Ion's Living Room

Podcast & Rants

Need this in your ears? Here's what's been rattling around in my brain.

Latest Episode: that time I accidentally adopted a plant

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A slightly crumpled sticky note with a quote: 'The plant just looked at me with its leafy eyes, and I knew. It was coming home with me.'

More late-night thoughts

on the existential dread of picking a new laundry detergent

A deep dive into the paralysis of choice in the soap aisle. It's more complicated than you think.

why are all my snacks disappearing? a conspiracy theory

Exploring the possibility of snack-stealing gnomes, midnight hunger pangs, and other kitchen mysteries.

that feeling when you remember an email you forgot to send 3 weeks ago

A relatable rant about inbox anxiety and the ghosts of unsent drafts. We've all been there.

arguing with my GPS like it's a real person

Sometimes "recalculating" feels personal. A monologue dedicated to our digital navigators.